Janell recaps last night's Hollywood audition fake-out. Take it away, Janell:
Welcome to Hollywood, y’all! But - twist! It’s not Hollywood week, just another round of auditions in L.A. For this occasion, Randy is wearing bright gold shoes, J.Lo is wearing (and working) booty shorts, and Steven is wearing an Aerosmith t-shirt. Some people might find that over the top, but I am strangely mesmerized by his bare arms, so it’s a yes from me. (And, speaking of bare arms and Over the Top, Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling movie, anyone? Soundtrack by Kenny Loggins [“Meet Me Halfway”]? Learning life lessons while driving a semi with an estranged son? To use the hipster slang that I just learned today, arm wrestling is srs bsns. Srsly.)
The producers of American Idol would like you to know that God did not send them to Los Angeles for the sole purpose of having Victoria Garrett audition. Just in case you run into Victoria and she tells you otherwise. Victoria would also tell you that “everybody can’t sing like J.Lo.”
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